March 12th, 201904
This fall, fourth-year medical students everywhere are able to apply to a ‘woke’ new specialty: Drama Surgery.
“Due to the increasing number of millennials interested in surgery, we feel that this is the perfect time to introduce this new specialty. Millennials are becoming so good at turning everything into a huge...
March 12th, 201902
This fall, fourth-year medical students everywhere are able to apply to a ‘woke’ new specialty: Drama Surgery.
“Due to the increasing number of millennials interested in surgery, we feel that this is the perfect time to introduce this new specialty. Millennials are becoming so good at turning everything into a huge...
March 6th, 201900“Woooooaaaaahhhhh…”
Is this your first time using an incentive spirometer (or marijuana)? Well, you’re in luck: our Gomerblog team has created this easy 15-step process to using your incentive spirometer (or weed). Don’t be intimidated, it’s really easy (awesome) so let’s get started...
February 26th, 201903ATLANTA, GA – An inpatient health care team has been baffled all day by a patient’s persistent requests for pain medication, but it’s not your usual suspect. The patient keeps asking for that pain med that begins with an E. That’s right, an E, not a D.
“I mean, the guy complains of 80 out...
NASHVILLE, TN – A general surgeon at Vanderbilt University, Dr. James Cavalier, has successfully removed an inflamed and perforated appendix from his copy of Sabiston Textbook of Surgery: The Biological Basis of Modern Surgical Practice (18th Edition). His textbook is currently in stable condition.
“I was flipping...
NASHVILLE, TN – A general surgeon at Vanderbilt University, Dr. James Cavalier, has successfully removed an inflamed and perforated appendix from his copy of Sabiston Textbook of Surgery: The Biological Basis of Modern Surgical Practice (18th Edition). His textbook is currently in stable condition.
“I was flipping...
NASHVILLE, TN – A general surgeon at Vanderbilt University, Dr. James Cavalier, has successfully removed an inflamed and perforated appendix from his copy of Sabiston Textbook of Surgery: The Biological Basis of Modern Surgical Practice (18th Edition). His textbook is currently in stable condition.
“I was flipping...
East Aurora, NY—In a press release, Fisher Price has said that the children’s toy brand will add thoracotomy tools to its popular medical kit, which currently includes a stethsocope, otoscope, thermometer, blood pressure cuff, syringe, and a variety of hemostatic dressing and tourniquets, in response to the growing desire...
February 4th, 201901ATLANTA, GA – In an effort to minimize the risk of aspiration during tomorrow’s three-hour East coast flight from Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport to Boston’s Logan International Airport, JetBlue Pilot Mickey Albright has made all 189 of his passengers on Flight 486 NPO after...
January 29th, 201906Picture taken from within OR 5 at University of Chicago Medical Center, one of the warmest ORs in the Midwest
SILVER SPRING, MD – Begging surgeons to keep operating room doors closed as much as possible, the National Weather Service (NWS) has cited the subzero temperatures of ORs in the Midwest as the source of the chilling polar...
