July 20th, 201800San Diego, CA – In a shocking display of comprehension, local General Surgery intern Gunner Retractorhölder, realized that his now 15 minute long story about the obese psych patient who thought she was Jesus wasn’t impressing anyone in the OR. “I really thought at least one of the scrub techs would at least pretend...
July 20th, 201801San Diego, CA – In a shocking display of comprehension, local General Surgery intern Gunner Retractorhölder, realized that his now 15 minute long story about the obese psych patient who thought she was Jesus wasn’t impressing anyone in the OR. “I really thought at least one of the scrub techs would at least pretend...
June 15th, 201801Elon Musk’s rocket company Space X announced Tuesday that it will be entering the medical device market with the roll out of the Falciform 9, a self-retrieving video capsule endoscopy.
“A large scale view of the Falciform 9”
The Falciform 9 is the brain child of SpaceX engineer Clive Väänänen, who...
June 14th, 201800Mr smith, a 67 year old man with a fair number of medical problems, has been trying to be medically cleared for an inguinal hernia operation for 6 years now.
It all started when he was seen by his primary care doctor and referred to a surgeon for a likely hernia. “It was a moderate sized hernia,” said his surgeon Dr Hollin...
June 11th, 201803 Dolores Umbridge, Corenelius Fudge, Percy Weasley- Administration- you operate on a sliding scale of likability and we aren’t sure if you’re evil, rigid, or caught up in the wrong place at the wrong time. Either way, things get difficult Gilderoy Lockhart- Anesthesiology– you’re great at what you do....
June 7th, 201801“What are the odds! Those are my new admit’s vitals!”
BROOKLYN, NY – In an effort to appeal to health care professionals who order Chinese food for take out because the cafeteria is closed, fortune cookie maker Wonton Food Inc. have decided to replace their beloved set of lotto numbers with a random set of...
June 4th, 201800DELTA 291 – Citing numerous reasons why he couldn’t perform the maneuver by himself, passenger and general surgeon Richard Patton has asked Anesthesia to lower his tray table so that he might rest his smartphone and beverage on it.
“Anesthesia, I don’t have all day, hurry...
June 3rd, 201800SEATTLE, WA – After what has been undoubtedly a very busy week even for what is expected this time of year, Harborview Medical Center trauma surgeon Ramona Myer looks forward to a lighter day of responsibility tomorrow and sleeping in until the ridiculously late hour of 5 in the morning.
Asleep at 6:15 AM, this trauma...
May 22nd, 201800Lubbock, TX – Finally fed up with all the bullying he was receiving from general surgeons, Dr. Froyd abandoned his post as Consultation-Liaison Psychiatrist at Lubbock General Hospital for a more lucrative career in the WWE, saying that he wanted to go somewhere where he would be “appreciated” for his...
