September 5th, 201802For the first time in recorded history, anesthesia blamed surgery for a poor case, and surgery accepted blame.
“We took this guy back for a hernia repair, and the surgeon was just poking around with kittners for an hour! It was like he was hoping tissue planes would materialize, and shocker: they didn’t. He wasn’t...
September 5th, 201802
2.6K SharesFor the first time in recorded history, anesthesia blamed surgery for a poor case, and surgery accepted blame.
“We took this guy back for a hernia repair, and the surgeon was just poking around with kittners for an hour! It was like he was hoping tissue planes would materialize, and shocker: they didn’t. He...
September 3rd, 201803NEW JERSEY- Avagard, the surgical hand antiseptic is now being replaced in many orthopedic surgery centers across the globe. The replacement? Large bowls of gym chalk, magnesium carbonate, seated next to the operating room table and readily available for heavy lifting, or heavy surgery.
“I never understood the point of scrubbing....
August 30th, 201803LA based vascular surgeon Dr. Jackson Dyers has begun recommending that his patients living with obesity undergo above the knee amputations (AKAs) as a means of reducing their total body weight.
“Diets rarely work. Patients always gain back the weight once they stop the diet,” explained Dr. Dyers. “And bariatric surgery...
August 30th, 201803LA based vascular surgeon Dr. Jackson Dyers has begun recommending that his patients living with obesity undergo above the knee amputations (AKAs) as a means of reducing their total body weight.
“Diets rarely work. Patients always gain back the weight once they stop the diet,” explained Dr. Dyers. “And bariatric surgery...
August 25th, 201803
In a style similar to family feud, we surveyed people who like to shove things in places, and also the surgeons who need to remove them, to try and come up with a top 10 list of foreign bodies found in people’s rectums. So without further ado, here we go
10. Sharp objects. Not sure why, but razor blades, scissors, and various...
August 18th, 201802USA – In a unified statement from general surgeons across the country, the nation’s surgeons have announced a plan to sit on it until it “declares itself one way or the other.”
“I think we should just sit on it”
“If they need an operation, they will be the first to let us know,”...
July 20th, 201801San Diego, CA – In a shocking display of comprehension, local General Surgery intern Gunner Retractorhölder, realized that his now 15 minute long story about the obese psych patient who thought she was Jesus wasn’t impressing anyone in the OR. “I really thought at least one of the scrub techs would at least pretend...
July 20th, 201803San Diego, CA – In a shocking display of comprehension, local General Surgery intern Gunner Retractorhölder, realized that his now 15 minute long story about the obese psych patient who thought she was Jesus wasn’t impressing anyone in the OR. “I really thought at least one of the scrub techs would at least pretend...
