August 5th, 201801 ROSEMONT, IL – Continuing its campaign against arch nemesis, the Sun, the American Academy of Dermatology (AAD) has issued a new recommendation stating not only Americans but all citizens of Earth to immerse themselves in an arctic winter indefinitely to minimize exposure to sunlight.
“Would you call someone who causes...
June 4th, 201800DELTA 291 – Citing numerous reasons why he couldn’t perform the maneuver by himself, passenger and general surgeon Richard Patton has asked Anesthesia to lower his tray table so that he might rest his smartphone and beverage on it.
“Anesthesia, I don’t have all day, hurry...
May 30th, 201800With the estimation that 23 million Americans had their eyes glued to the television to watch the royal wedding of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, Gomerblog set out to study how this impacted patient care across the U.S. during the morning of May 19, 2018.
According to sources, there was no decline in care across the ROAD specialties,...
April 12th, 201800 The community of Firth, Idaho is confused and uncertain after a recent car ad posted by local Radiologist Dr. Bentham. The ad is as follows:
Year: 2007 to 2015
Price comparison: None at the time of posting. Please see Kelly Blue Book price comparison to follow.
Make: Honda, as suggested by decals, but cannot rule out Hyundai...
March 8th, 201800CHICAGO, IL – Health care professionals are up in arms over their radiology colleagues at Chicago Medical Center, who keep talking about overpenetration and underpenetration on a regular basis among themselves and even among non-radiologists.
Really good penetration“I was looking for a read on a stat chest X-ray so I...
January 6th, 201801ROCHESTER, MN – Recognizing it is a form of immobilization in which health care professionals are unable to move around much, a study newly published in the Mayo Clinic Proceedings found that charting and documentation in an electronic health or medical record (EHR or EMR) increased the risk for deep venous...
Enjoy these recent very punny tweets from our friends on Twitter.
It all started with this tweet from @HarkerDavid, then went more viral than Norovirus on a cruise ship! Some residents say they don't really like surgery that much.
That's fine. Suture self.
— David Harker, MD (@HarkerDavid) December 9, 2017 Some residents...
December 1st, 201700“Weird, guess we’re using wine glasses not test tubes…”ATLANTA, GA – Internal medicine intern Timothy McDuffy’s quest to perform a lumbar puncture (LP) in which there are zero RBCs in the first and last tubes, the so-called “champagne tap,” continues in failure as today’s attempt was...
November 21st, 201703CHICAGO, IL – While out on his first date in years, Dr. Mike Doxycycline had a very awkward moment. His date asked Doxycycline what he does for a living. He replied, “I’m a pediatric radiologist.”
His date, who works in banking, was quite befuddled and asked for clarification.
Doxycycline then...
