July 27th, 201801Lecoma, Missouri: After being seen in the clinic about a week ago for chronic behavioral outburst, a local 9 year old boy and his parents have made a groundbreaking discovery of the ability to bring back Vanderbilt forms to rule out ADHD.
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, commonly known as ADHD, is the most prevalent parent...
June 26th, 201801
Given the continued emphasis on cost cutting, implementing effective measures, and streamlining services in healthcare, some cutting-edge emergency departments are moving from their usual psychiatric screeners to psychiatric screamers. This is the brainchild of Dr. Buster Loude, who had been hauled into his medical director’s...
June 22nd, 201803AURORA, CO – Three weeks after its launch, an innovative new ‘Therapy Monkey’ program at Children’s Hospital Colorado is being met with mixed reviews. Long-known as a leader in designing ways to decrease patient and family stress during a hospital admission, the program was the brain-child of Child Life...
June 17th, 201801Proponents of continuous inpatient sedation won a victory today when CMS approved MRI Dysphoria as a legitimate thing that an otherwise well-adjusted adult can claim as an affliction.
When asked to define the pathophysiology of MRI Dysphoria, non-clinician non-researchers at the Joint Commission Institutes of Health explained that...
June 12th, 201802Patient Tom Schmidt was admitted to Community Hospital today for an infected diabetic foot ulcer when his nurse, Jake Hart, noticed him scratching his head. Jake excused himself then returned wearing PPE strong enough to withstand ebola-laden-darts and carrying a fine-toothed comb. After tenderly parting and combing Tom’s hair with...
June 11th, 201805
Dolores Umbridge, Corenelius Fudge, Percy Weasley- Administration- you operate on a sliding scale of likability and we aren’t sure if you’re evil, rigid, or caught up in the wrong place at the wrong time. Either way, things get difficult Gilderoy Lockhart- Anesthesiology– you’re great at what you do....
June 10th, 201801Veterinarians are seeing a spike in burn out amongst dogs, thanks to rampant abuse of the “emotional support animal” label (ESA). In the past year, the number of emotional support animal letters for pets has increased 101-fold and dogs and cats are suffering as a result.
“A burned out cat who can’t even talk on a...
May 29th, 201801Taking care of paranoid schizophrenics presents unique challenges for medical personnel and families alike. This can be especially challenging when they ends up in the ICU. Recently the American psychiatric association in conjunction with the American association of critical care nurses came out with the following guidelines...
May 22nd, 201800Lubbock, TX – Finally fed up with all the bullying he was receiving from general surgeons, Dr. Froyd abandoned his post as Consultation-Liaison Psychiatrist at Lubbock General Hospital for a more lucrative career in the WWE, saying that he wanted to go somewhere where he would be “appreciated” for his...
