May 8th, 201902BOSTON, MA – A landmark study published in the Just-Like-New England Journal of Medicine has confirmed that no nurses station in any health care facility across this country has a 1-to-1 ratio of computers to chairs, GomerBlog reports.
“WHERE ARE ALL THE DAMN CHAIRS?!”
The findings confirmed what many health care...
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Confronted with a locked door with an electronic keypad, a nurse was shocked to find that the code was not blatantly etched on the door or doorframe somewhere.
“This completely breaches one of the unsaid rules in the hospital,” said RN Annie Bolt. “If there’s a code for a hospital...
April 29th, 201902ATLANTA, GA – A patient is transferring out of the medical intensive care unit today and, according to the MICU team, “just needs a little TLC” before being discharged home.
TLC Rozonda Chili Thomas, Tionne T-Boz Watkins & Lisa Left Eye Lopes at Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards, 1999 (Everett Collection /...
April 29th, 201901ATLANTA, GA – A patient is transferring out of the medical intensive care unit today and, according to the MICU team, “just needs a little TLC” before being discharged home.
TLC Rozonda Chili Thomas, Tionne T-Boz Watkins & Lisa Left Eye Lopes at Nickelodeon Kids’ Choice Awards, 1999 (Everett Collection /...
Seattle, WA – In a disappointing turn of events, nurses were forced to cancel their weekly poker tournament when a patient unexpectedly went into cardiac arrest. The patient, who was brought in by EMS for chest pain, unexpectedly lost pulses on the ED ramp. Nurses were forced to fold their hands and drop their chips in order to...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today new guidelines released by the Endocrine Society (ES) encourage modification of the standard high-dose ACTH stimulation test with measurement of serum cortisol levels q1minute for the entire 60-minute duration of the test.
“Many hospitals have order sets that recommend checking a cortisol at baseline,...
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Today new guidelines released by the Endocrine Society (ES) encourage modification of the standard high-dose ACTH stimulation test with measurement of serum cortisol levels q1minute for the entire 60-minute duration of the test.
“Many hospitals have order sets that recommend checking a cortisol at baseline,...
BIRMINGHAM, AL – After taking 20 minutes to meticulously clean and beautifully redress an elderly patient’s dressing over her sacral decubitus wound, nurse Brittany Bingham is really excited as she looks forward to one of the doctors coming by in the next few minutes to absolutely f**k it up.
Bingham has been a nurse for two...
March 10th, 201902
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Saying it’s been well over 45 minutes since they had sent the pages, nurses at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) are still awaiting callbacks from any of several extraterrestrial docs.
“This isn’t an urgent situation by any means but it makes you a little frustrated, you...
March 6th, 201901“Woooooaaaaahhhhh…”
Is this your first time using an incentive spirometer (or marijuana)? Well, you’re in luck: our Gomerblog team has created this easy 15-step process to using your incentive spirometer (or weed). Don’t be intimidated, it’s really easy (awesome) so let’s get started...
