May 19th, 201800SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Figuring that there was no better time to celebrate than during this particular overnight call, University of California, San Francisco (UCSF) surgical intern Jose Rioja has decided to open up a vintage packet of Nabisco graham crackers from 1981.
Rated a perfect 100 in “Graham Cracker...
May 9th, 201800“Some graham crackers and voila!”
DALLAS, TX – Score another big win for Instant Pot and its followers: Following a brutal overnight call, second-year internal medicine resident and Instant Pot owner, Dustin Andrews, discovered that the Instant Pot can turn two packets of hospital drawer graham crackers into an...
April 22nd, 201800I hate you USMLE!!!!!
Studying for and taking the USMLE can be stressful. Here are 10 tips to help you prepare for the real deal:
1. Train your bladder by drinking a gallon of water and trying to complete 2-3 UWorld practice blocks.
2. Take some Ducolax or sodium phosphate before a practice test to train your bowels for diarrhea on exam...
April 20th, 201800HUNTSVILLE, AL – Checking off its To Do list like it’s nobody else’s business, patient Reynold Baker’s cough is happy to report that it is being incredibly productive today. “Man, you’re not going to believe the level of productivity I’ve achieved today,” proudly exclaimed Baker’s...
April 18th, 201800BIRMINGHAM, AL – After briefly weighing the risks and benefits of using an ill-fitting small N95 mask that’s already there versus trying to search the ward for the right-sized regular one before entering into the room of a patient highly suspicious for tuberculosis (TB), third-year resident Mitch Milburn has made his...
April 5th, 201800“MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!”BIRMINGHAM, AL – With a rare opportunity to exercise, third-year surgical resident Jason Mann’s excitement to go running on his apartment complex treadmill this morning quickly faded less than one mile into the run when an a**hole virtual runner refused to move out of his way to let him...
Philadelphia, PA– After a month-long stretch on the general medicine service at a large academic hospital, senior resident Alex Perezoso ...
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Philadelphia, PA– After a month-long stretch on the general medicine service at a large academic hospital, senior resident Alex Perezoso ...
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February 12th, 201801Conclusion: It is always better to give than receive.JACKSON HOLE, WY – After observing thousands of signouts over the past 12 months, Gomerblog has constructed a graph depicting the mood of health care professionals depending on their role during the signout process. If there are any exceptions to this, well, those...
