Kind Humanitarian Hospital (KHH), Kearney NE. Dr. Lacy Rash. a transitional dermatology intern behaved with a noticeable sense of entitlement and reverence after she found 10 uninterrupted minutes to read a full UpToDate article on Vow Willenbrand’s Disease (VWD).
The arrogant cocoon of a doctor, who did not even know of the disease’s existence till yesterday was quibbling studies on rounds as if she was the chief investigator. “Yep.. It’s a complex spectrum of disease without a clear clinical..” uttered the miserable sycophant, who only two days ago would agree that Von Willenbrand was an 18th century pirate.
“It’s a real treatment challenge….” went on the clueless intern to a Dr. Lou-Kimmie Ya, MD, a hematologist overseeing the VWD clinic at KHH. Lacy did not mention that reading UpToDate helped her fall asleep during ACGME mandated nap time.
“A complex battery of tests may produce a questionable picture…” continued the clueless doctor who earlier in the days ordered 20 sets of cardiac enzymes on a patient with heartburn.
“Factor eight assay is the key o….” blabbered on the gunner to a Dr. Ann T. Gen, a hematology fellow who completed a 4 year Ph.D. on coagulation disorders.
Eventually, the medical team grew thoroughly tired of brow noser’s shenanigans and sent her to disimpact a high rectal fecalith.
Later in the day, Dr. Rash opined that her order of 800 grams of Potassium Chloride for a patient “should hit the sweet spot”.
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